So guess who didn’t watch the Academy Awards last weekend? Me. I was too busy selling my TV for a case of hand towels. The story’s way too long and my arthritis has been acting up so I’m not going to write about it here. Needless to say, I’ve got a lot of hand towels now and I’m only a little bit upset that I missed the Oscars. Doesn’t matter, though. I’ve got my own awards to give out. Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you The First Annual Bratton Awards, chosen by me. For the record, nobody’s getting a gold statue or anything. If I had gold statues lying around, I’d melt them down and sell them for cashola. On to the awards!
-http://blog.nbc.com/CreedThoughts/
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
1 comment:
You are a very strange girl.
I would ask why you didn't tell me you had a blog, but then I read your blog, and the fact that you haven't posted since March??
But you should post now. And then I can know what's going on in your life. Kind of like I used to when we worked together. :(
Post a Comment